[Have a Ganondorf in the library, reading a book about Hylian law. His big ass sword is propped against the wall and he looks content. So that's as good a reason as any to bother him!]
[He's not much of a comm stalker and knows Zelda doesn't frequent them either. They're just a few doors down from each other, so it's not like something horribly major will happen without the other knowing.]
[Ganondorf had intended not to pay Musashi any mind at all. That is until it continued to drop his sword. Irritated, he snaps the book closed and snatches the sword up from the floor.]
[Harley was bored. Harley being bored was never really a great, but she was bored and didn't have anything to do. Maia was busy doing her thing and didn't require Harley's attentions, no matter that she wanted to give them. She couldn't go blow stuff up randomly, as she'd used up her bombs in capturing Phoenix. She'd patched her costume up once more, so she didn't have anything to do with it before slipping into it.
So .. that means time to go exploring .. and the perky young woman ends up at the scene of her most recent escapade: the library!! She strolls into the room, glancing around with a delighted smile that is just SHINING.
She is wandering for a few minutes before she spies Ganon at a table, reading some book with weird lettering. She's the bold and brassy kinda dame, so pretty soon she's standing behind him, hovering over his shoulder as he reads. After a moment ..]
There ain't no pictures? Ya know .. a good number'a folks would enjoy that mumbo jumbo if there were pictures!
[See the way his eyes light up? Your sword? Has a new fanboy.
...Oh wait, he should probably be smart about who he talks to, huh? Big guy, huge sword. It could be in his internal organs best interest to watch his Ps and Qs.]
It's...
Wow.
It's pretty, but...
I mean, how's the balance?
[The handle looks awesome, if ridiculous.]
Do you use it or is it just, like, eye-candy? It looks like eye-candy.
[Ganondorf was not expecting company. Not right then, and certainly not hovering over his shoulder. So when Harley talks, his grip on the book tightens noticeably.]
[Harley blinks a few times and steps back, fingers laced together behind her back. Scared? No, not at all, really. She's spent years dealing with a very touchy Mister J and has lately been around a very touchy Maia. To say she surrounds herself with the warmest of personalities is a complete and total fabrication.]
Tuhhhh-chee! Sure thing, bubs .. ain't no reason ta be such'a grouch about it.
[She pushes up onto the table .. the far side of it .. and looks at Ganon, her smile back in place once again.]
[She arches a brow and folds her arms beneath her breasts, studying him closely for a moment. There was something niggling at the back of her mind about the towering figure, but she couldn't quite figure it out. She'd never met the guy before, that was for sure .. but his voice ..
His voice .. She snaps her fingers and points at him ..]
BINGO!! Yer the guy that Mai-tai was talkin' ta about that schmuck, Phoenix!!
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Date: 2010-12-01 01:31 am (UTC)Oh, look who it is.]
Good evening.
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Date: 2010-12-01 01:37 am (UTC)Princess, hello. Please join me.
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Date: 2010-12-01 02:02 am (UTC)I do not wish to bother you.
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Date: 2010-12-01 02:16 am (UTC)[He closes the book and gestures to the seat across from him.]
I insist.
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Date: 2010-12-01 02:51 am (UTC)So long as you are certain.
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:02 am (UTC)[He's not much of a comm stalker and knows Zelda doesn't frequent them either. They're just a few doors down from each other, so it's not like something horribly major will happen without the other knowing.]
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:18 am (UTC)Well enough, I suppose. Yourself?
[Oh, small talk.]
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:58 am (UTC)...until it "accidentally" knocks over the sword.
And tries to pick it up and put it back, but drops it again because it only has three fingers on each hand and WHAT R DEXTERITY.
CLANG THUMP CLANG!]
...whooooops
which sword is it? His shiny white sage one?
Date: 2010-12-01 04:38 am (UTC)His eyes light up.
WEAPONS ARE MEAN AND NASTY BUT THIS ONE LOOKS SO COOOOOOL *A*]
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Date: 2010-12-01 08:14 am (UTC)Enough!
Yes :D
Date: 2010-12-01 08:18 am (UTC)You require something, boy?
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Date: 2010-12-01 08:32 am (UTC)[Small talk indeed. What in the world could the discuss? Perhaps why he's reading a book about Hylian law? Nah.]
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Date: 2010-12-01 06:28 pm (UTC)Oh right. Big booming voice behind him toootally aware of his creeping.
Hiccup's skinny ass jumps a mile, the boy whipping around and, out of habit, looking straight up.
...And then looking up a little bit more.
...You are a big, green giant. He almost feels nostalgic.]
Iiiiiee...
I-I was actually wondering, is this yours? It. Well. Frankly, it looks large enough to be yours. It's really well crafted. What's it made of?
Is--it's not magic, is it? I mean. Cuz. It's kinda glowy and stuff...
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Date: 2010-12-01 07:11 pm (UTC)Yes, it's mine.
[Ganondorf looks thoughtful for a moment.]
I'm not entirely sure what it is forged from. Magic must be involved, however, since the Sages thought it a worthy enough weapon to kill me.
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Date: 2010-12-01 07:21 pm (UTC)[He glances back at it, over his shoulder.]
Joke's on them...
[omg ganny he really wants to draw it can he draw it please omg please?]
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Date: 2010-12-01 07:42 pm (UTC)He pulls it from its scabbard so Hiccup can see it.]
I believe I was the only one laughing then.
[Only if you ask nicely.]
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Date: 2010-12-01 08:01 pm (UTC)So .. that means time to go exploring .. and the perky young woman ends up at the scene of her most recent escapade: the library!! She strolls into the room, glancing around with a delighted smile that is just SHINING.
She is wandering for a few minutes before she spies Ganon at a table, reading some book with weird lettering. She's the bold and brassy kinda dame, so pretty soon she's standing behind him, hovering over his shoulder as he reads. After a moment ..]
There ain't no pictures? Ya know .. a good number'a folks would enjoy that mumbo jumbo if there were pictures!
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Date: 2010-12-01 08:15 pm (UTC)...Oh wait, he should probably be smart about who he talks to, huh? Big guy, huge sword. It could be in his internal organs best interest to watch his Ps and Qs.]
It's...
Wow.
It's pretty, but...
I mean, how's the balance?
[The handle looks awesome, if ridiculous.]
Do you use it or is it just, like, eye-candy? It looks like eye-candy.
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Date: 2010-12-01 08:56 pm (UTC)I have used it, though not for its intended purpose.
[Which is to kill Link.]
It is deceptive 'eye-candy' as you say.
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Date: 2010-12-01 09:41 pm (UTC)Step back, woman.
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Date: 2010-12-01 10:12 pm (UTC)Tuhhhh-chee! Sure thing, bubs .. ain't no reason ta be such'a grouch about it.
[She pushes up onto the table .. the far side of it .. and looks at Ganon, her smile back in place once again.]
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Date: 2010-12-03 03:08 am (UTC)Might I ask why you are occupying your time with a book of that sort?
[If he can even read it. Half the ones Zelda has picked up lately have been jibberish.]
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Date: 2010-12-05 12:57 am (UTC)My interest in politics have not diminished.
[The first 5 pages were in English. Whatever that is.]
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Date: 2010-12-05 01:00 am (UTC)[Yeah, Ganondorf is no Mister J or Maia. He's prolly just a little more dangerous.]
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Date: 2010-12-07 11:31 pm (UTC)His voice .. She snaps her fingers and points at him ..]
BINGO!! Yer the guy that Mai-tai was talkin' ta about that schmuck, Phoenix!!
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Date: 2010-12-08 04:16 am (UTC)What have you learned thus far of our laws?