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[...so it's been like a week and still no word from Zelda]

I have an inquiry for our most gracious hosts. When are new 'survivors' set to arrive?

[The journal is recording. The voice sounds familiar to some. Probably intimidating to others.]

Zelda, answer me.

[When the communicator clicks on, Ganondorf sounds positively irritated.]

My room is gone. What have you done?

[Be calm, Ganny. Be calm. Deep cleansing breaths.]

Zelda, how are you faring?

[Guess who's out of the brig! But because Redd is a buttmonkey, his punishment isn't quite over yet. He's still chocked full of warbles. Mmm. Yummy. So the minute he was put back into his room, he curled up bed and is doing his best not to move too much. Still, a Gerudo's got to eat.]

Zelda, would you spare me a moment of your time? My room if you please.

[Ganondorf's voice is calm, but tight.]

She's gone.

[And that's all he's got to say.]

[Guess who found a Wii and Twilight Princess on deck 12?]

This game is ridiculous. [B|]

[When Ganondorf awoke initially, he was pretty peeved to find out he was in the body of Zelda. That is until he realized he had her piece of the triforce. He's gotten a taste of the power he's been seeking. And...he likes it ~~hey Mikey~~.]

For once it would seem the Captain has done something correctly. I could get used to this.

[Ganondorf has since returned to his room to finish his recovery there. But he's annoyed. Why? Well when he woke up, he found himself handcuffed to his bed. No matter what he tried, he couldn't break the bonds and damnit, he only ended up irritating his wounds.

Finally, he starts up the comm. He wants to find the culprit. Now.]

I do not know what manner of sorcery this is. But if I am not released and I mean now [There's a tight chuckle. Which means heads will roll.]

[OOC: Ganondorf is handcuffed to his bed! He can't escape for 24 hours. But if you want to come into his room he has to invite you. Depending on who you are, this may or may not be happening :3 BUT PLZ TRY YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED.]

Danny. I have another assignment for you. Come to the medical bay. Immediately.

[Click. He means business. Do it, Danny.]

[Ganny's got a new haaaand. And he can't seem to control it, which sucks. But whatever. Once he learns how to control it, he'll be using it to pimp slap the snot out of Ridley. Nobody wounds Ganondorf's pride and manage to go without a pimp slapping.]

I thought a storm was coming.

[And after setting the appropriate locks.]

[Locked to TP!Zelda, 25% unhackable]

I have something for you. Deck 2. The medical bay. Come at your leisure.

[end lock]

Crew. Take me to the brig.

[His tone seems to say 'now' rather than 'later.' Oh well. He never was one for politeness when he's angry.]

[IC edit: This is added some time after his initial post. Time to see what that boy is capable of.]

Danny. Come to me, now.

[Comm clicks on. Ganondorf's voice is purposeful, hard. Very difficult to ignore. You better be glad he's not addressing you.]

Danny, respond when you have heard this message. There is something we should discuss.

[Ganondorf actually hasn't been back to his room since his fight with Nabooru. He's already been coughing up fish for the last couple of hours, making it difficult to get any sleep. Out of all of the fish he's coughed up, only one has actually made it to the tank in the Kuma-Ko, which is where he can be found currently.]

Nabooru, we must speak.

[There seems to be more he wants to say, but the transmission ends abruptly when he begins hacking up another goldfish.]

[It's that time again, you uncultured swine ~~lol I made a pun~~. Ganondorf is here to play the piano for you and introduce some culture in your clearly uncivilized lives. Enjoy it ~~or die~~.]

So, I see the crew has failed to repair the ship. Somehow, I am not surprised.

[If he cared enough, he'd get involved. But as long as Ganondorf's not being bothered by any of the new stuff, he'll just stay right here in his room.]

[Ugh he sounds more annoyed than anything.]

Really could not leave well enough alone, could you?

[Exasperated sigh.]

Nabooru? Are you all right?

[No, he's not asking about you, Zelda. He's still mad at you >:|]

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.

[Yes, he is talking to all of you morons who rushed into Spectacular Spectacular and got yourself spectacularly killed.]

If anyone is looking for me, I will be at The Cool.

[Ganondorf actually has nothing to say to anyone here. But he doesn't want to be victim to his communicator's impromptu showers. So he'll just play the piano instead.]

Phoenix? I believe I have something that belongs to you.

[Look who's out of the brig and just in time for all the new arrivals too.]

...

Wonderful.

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