[Just because Phoenix doesn't plan to seek revenge for his death does not mean he's going to forgive and forget. His response is terse, leaving no question as to how he feels about this man.]
If you think I'm going to ask you to give it back, Ganondorf, you are very sadly mistaken.
[Are you implying that Phoenix is girly? How dare you! All those earrings are just evidence of a tough and swashbuckling pirate. Truly, Phoenix is the manliest of....
You can stop laughing now.]
Ahh, thank you, kind sir. Now my conscience can rest easy.
[The sarcasm is thick enough to cut with a knife.]
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:14 am (UTC)If you think I'm going to ask you to give it back, Ganondorf, you are very sadly mistaken.
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:20 am (UTC)You don't have to ask. Just look outside your door.
[He'll find a small box with most of his earrings in it. They're all dried with blood. Like Ganondorf could be bothered to clean them.]
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:47 am (UTC)Ah. Taken a fancy to jewelry yourself?
[There's a definite edge to that brightly cheerful voice. Yes, he noticed that two are missing.]
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Date: 2010-03-27 05:13 am (UTC)I like to collect trophies. You understand. Enjoy.
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Date: 2010-03-27 05:26 am (UTC)You never struck me as one to hold sentimental value in mere trinkets, Ganondorf. Do forgive me for pegging you wrong.
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Date: 2010-03-27 05:31 am (UTC)You're forgiven.
[Very matter-of-factly too.]
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Date: 2010-03-27 12:32 pm (UTC)You can stop laughing now.]
Ahh, thank you, kind sir. Now my conscience can rest easy.
[The sarcasm is thick enough to cut with a knife.]
And on that note, I bid you good day.
[Click. Phoenix's comm turns off.]
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:21 am (UTC)[Aww Ironhide. You're so sweet ♥]
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Date: 2010-03-27 04:27 am (UTC)He's trying to behave like he promised Zelda he would. Don't push his buttons, Ironhide B|.]
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:15 am (UTC)[He knows she's probably being sarcastic. Buuut he can play along.]
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:08 pm (UTC)[And ripped them from Phoenix's ears 83]
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:24 pm (UTC)That is such an interesting statement, coming from you.
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