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[kingofthisworld]

Phoenix? I believe I have something that belongs to you.

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[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

[Just because Phoenix doesn't plan to seek revenge for his death does not mean he's going to forgive and forget. His response is terse, leaving no question as to how he feels about this man.]

If you think I'm going to ask you to give it back, Ganondorf, you are very sadly mistaken.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Look who finally crawled out of his pit.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Shrug. Whatever, Phoenix. You make him laugh.]

You don't have to ask. Just look outside your door.

[He'll find a small box with most of his earrings in it. They're all dried with blood. Like Ganondorf could be bothered to clean them.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware you cared.

[Aww Ironhide. You're so sweet ♥]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Only enough to wonder how humiliating your punishment was.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

When that becomes your business, I'll be sure you find out.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Making it my business.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Laugh. Click.

He's trying to behave like he promised Zelda he would. Don't push his buttons, Ironhide B|.]

[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

[There's a moment of silence from Phoenix's end, then the sound of cardboard crumpling in an angry grip. He found your "gift," Ganondorf.]

Ah. Taken a fancy to jewelry yourself?

[There's a definite edge to that brightly cheerful voice. Yes, he noticed that two are missing.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Both of his ears are pierced, actually.]

I like to collect trophies. You understand. Enjoy.

[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

[But not with anywhere near as many piercings as Phoenix has, of course.]

You never struck me as one to hold sentimental value in mere trinkets, Ganondorf. Do forgive me for pegging you wrong.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Goodness gracious no. Who do you think he is? Some kind of girly-man? One in each ear suits him just fine.]

You're forgiven.

[Very matter-of-factly too.]

[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

[Are you implying that Phoenix is girly? How dare you! All those earrings are just evidence of a tough and swashbuckling pirate. Truly, Phoenix is the manliest of....

You can stop laughing now.]

Ahh, thank you, kind sir. Now my conscience can rest easy.

[The sarcasm is thick enough to cut with a knife.]

And on that note, I bid you good day.

[Click. Phoenix's comm turns off.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS OH MAH GAWD]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

How considerate of you.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I thought so as well, Princess. Glad to know you agree.

[He knows she's probably being sarcastic. Buuut he can play along.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

How did you acquire someone elses things?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I found them.

[And ripped them from Phoenix's ears 83]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[GODS, ZELDA. DON'T GO TELLING EVERYONE.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Did you now.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[I SO HAVEN'T]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You doubt me?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Should I?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You have no reason to.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[BETTER NOT.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[PFFFFFFFFFFFT]

That is such an interesting statement, coming from you.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I only speak the truth.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

That is also a very interesting statement to come from you, Ganondorf.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

So you do doubt me.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I did not say that.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You did not have to.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

You assume to much.