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[kingofthisworld]

Would anyone kindly tell me how to exterminate frogs?

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[throwslikedavid.livejournal.com]

What d'ya want to know that for?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

There is frog that has taken up residence in my room.

[throwslikedavid.livejournal.com]

One'a the gold ones? There's lots'a people that want those.

[heavyweaponsbot]

If you do not want it, I know of one who does.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

...You have one as well?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Their name then? I will consider it.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I do. Would you like to have it, Princess?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Ratchet. Studies them.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She is immediately suspicious.]

Why...would you offer that to me?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Oh am I so transparent that you would be suspicious of my motives?

[throwslikedavid.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The crew said they'd answer a question if y'give 'em a frog. Some folks were tryin' to collect them a while back.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

You do not want your frog?

[She will gladly take it off your hands.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

...A bit, yes. Do you not remember what you have done to Hyrule on numerous occasions? I can hardly call you trustworthy.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I may or may not be giving it away. Though should my current negotiations fall through, I would be willing to give it to you, my dear.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[His tone is amused.]

I do have one request of you, in exchange for the frog.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[Twitch. 'Dear.']

...You really do not want it? You are willing to give it away?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[...He didn't even listen to her.]

What is it?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Did he even listen?]

What is it?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He did. But there was no sense in denying it.]

I extend a dinner invitation to you.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Point.]

A dinner. With you. [She's so grinding her teeth; this is her sworn enemy...but...to get one of the frogs, and the chance to ask the crew something? Besides, hadn't they all decided someone ought to just...talk to him?]

Very well, I accept. [It's obvious that might just be physically painful to say.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Snicker]

No, and I am.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

...... Even for negotiation leverage?

[Zelda sounds incredulous.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He notices this and feigns hurt.]

I see it pains you to even consider spending time with me. Perhaps I will find someone else who is willing to take the frog.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Very well. You have my thanks.