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[kingofthisworld]

[Ganondorf's comm has decided he hasn't been talkative enough. So he's gotten a nice face full of water. Lovely.]

Does this thing require I prattle endlessly?

[A pause.]

Shockwave, I trust your peace negotiations are going well?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. It does.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Well, if it is not my dear friend, Ironhide.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Sarcasm is... noted. Enjoying your soaking?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Almost as much as I am enjoying this conversation.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf. Figured you would be one to enjoy conversations.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[That was sarcasm too, Ironhide. Which is why he's laughing.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He was too.]

Something amusing?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

It does, unfortunately. I have had the pleasure of the device's...irritation on several occasions.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Princess. I've not heard from you in some time. How are you?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She idly wonders if he ever actually listens to her.]

I am well. [Pause.]

And yourself?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He does on occasion.]

Well enough. Though I can live without the impromptu bath this device has given me.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

That is completely understandable. I find it rather...troublesome, myself.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Well then it is nice to know I am not the only plagued with this problem.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[She's got nothing to say, but she's listening very carefully.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Neither does he. So she's met with silence as well.]

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

......

Hmph.

[It might as well be ten-year-old Zelda throwing a temper tantrum.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He's still quiet.]

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[Boil, boil.]

You owe me an apology at the very least.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I owe you nothing.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

They rather do, sadly. I should warn you, they have uncanny aim.

And it should go well. Once I have secured a meeting ground, we will be underway. Though one of the Autobots has opted to decline attending the proceedings.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Locked to Shockwave // 40% hackable

And Ironhide is only too eager for more violence. As I'm sure you've heard.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Ganondorf//100% Unhackable]

I had noticed. I can only assume it is due to his perceptions that his allies have abandoned him. When one has nothing to lose, one can afford to be reckless.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Shockwave // 40% hackable]

This is an opportunity I cannot pass up. I've given the princess my word I will not harm him and remaining in her good graces would be to my benefit. But to rile him up, if only for a moment, would be satisfying.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Ganondorf//100% Unhackable]

He is not particularly difficult to rile. Of course, I perhaps have advantage, since my mere presence seems to sent him into a rage. Bringing up the medic, Ratchet, often works. As does his less than acceptable track record with his charge, Mikaela - though I would be grateful if you refrained from linking me back to it, should you bring her up.

Mocking his fighting prowess and his honor work as well.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Shockwave // 40% hackable]

You have my word.

[Which isn't worth much, all things considered. But he might not stab you in the back Shockwave. He actually likes you.]