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[kingofthisworld]

[The voice sounds remarkably younger. Prince Ganondorf just wants to know where his sexy harem went to.]

I am not entirely sure how I've ended up here. But if anyone could kindly tell me where I am, I would be most grateful.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I would like to know the answer to that as well.

[Young Zelda is annoyed.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

It seems to be a ship or something.

[Pause.]

Ah, are you from Hyrule proper?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

It's a very large ship, at that.

I am, yes. My accent gives me away, I would think.

[Always proper, but there's amusement in her voice. For once.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I haven't investigated it myself.

Oh then I have not left Hyrule then? My name is Ganondorf, prince of the Gerudo. I was in the midst of traveling to Hyrule when I came here.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

You should, there is a lot to see. [She's rather enthused about this.]

I am fairly certain we have left it...as I cannot seem to leave the vessel. My name is Zelda, Princess of Hyrule. I was in the middle of my lessons.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know where to begin, if it's as large as you say.

[A pause. Princess! Omai. That's who he was going to meet. What a coincidence.]

Oh what fortunate events then. I was meant to have met a Princess Zelda of Hyrule. So I assume that's you?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Well, what floor are you currently on?

[That *is* a coincidence! She was being taught proper etiquette for such an occasion.

Which was really boring.]

Yes, that is me. It seems as though we meet early. [She sounds a bit excited.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

One moment.

[He shuffles out of his room and finds the deck number.]

Deck 7

What a pleasure it is then, Princess.

[He's excited too. This was his first trip to Hyrule. He just wants to make a good impression. Be cool, Ganny. Be cool.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Really? So am I.

[She heads to her room to poke her head out. She's already looked around - enough to realize this is a REALLY BIG BOAT, but had come back, because...let's face it. Huge ship? All by herself? Kiiiinda freaky.]

It is an honor to meet you too, Prince Ganondorf. [She's blushing a little. Maybe. Possibly.]

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He clears his throat and clasps his hands behind his back. But smiles anyway. She's pretty.]

You as well, Princess. Um. Well I was told to give you a gift, but my items and my escorts have all...disappeared. So I have to apologize, I have nothing to give you.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She turns pink again, pushing the door shut behind her. Ohmai.]

It...that is alright. [She doesn't know what to say, she is so, so inexperienced with this kind of thing.] There is no need to apologize.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

So. Let's look around the ship then? It does look large and I don't want to look alone.

[Pfffft.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She smiles (SEE SHE USED TOO!), and nods.]

That is a wonderful idea, I do not wish to look alone, either.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[He bows politely.]

After you.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She dips her head, and starts to move. The ship is huge, and she isn't sure where to start.]

Up, or down the stairs, do you think?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Hm. Let's go up.

[He follows after her, careful to keep pace with her.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She nods, then starts up the stairs.]

So...tell me, Prince Ganondorf...what is your home like, then?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

We live in the desert. Nothing like Hyrule.

[Bitterness, what?]

Days are usually sweltering and nights are not much better. But we are happy and content there.

[Well most of them are. 8|]

[diverged-fate.livejournal.com]

[Alright, someone who finally makes sense.]

That makes two of us ... are you sure this is even a real place?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure. It is tangible at least.

[diverged-fate.livejournal.com]

That doesn't necessarily rule out illusions.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's true.

[Ganondorf hasn't covered illusions extensively in his studies D:]

[diverged-fate.livejournal.com]

I've seen ones... not as complex, but just as convincing.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I don't see why someone would go to such lengths for a magic trick.

[diverged-fate.livejournal.com]

Neither do I. Then again, the person I'm thinking of...

...had better not be this foolish or bored.