Ganondorf

[hiss]

You can go rot in the--

[Composure, Zelda. Composure.]

Do not address me so informally.

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But you gave me permission.

[Oh god, he's enjoying this.]

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Permission has been withdrawn.

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What a shame. And here I had thought we had made such great strides.

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Do not be so presumptuous. It was merely the effects of whatever spell the Captain had us under.

Do not fool yourself into thinking otherwise.

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I rather enjoyed the thought of our being on better terms. Didn't you?

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No.

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[Baw you're hurting his feelings!]

Oh, so your smiles were clearly meant to show your displeasure with the entire situation. My mistake.

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[She's practically snarling. Hurt feelings her bum >B|]

Do not mistake the captains sorcery for what I truly feel inside. You are mistaken.

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[Look at him, crying moar. You really need to stop being such a meanie face, Zelda >:|]

If you insist.

[Which you're doing an awful lot of, Princess.]

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[Oh go jump off the boat, Ganondorf B|]

I certainly do.

[GO DIE]

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[Aww but then we wouldn't be able to have more happy funtiems. 8C]

Would you like to hear what I think? [Too bad if you don't! He's going to tell you anyway.]

I think you are angry. Angry, not at me, but at yourself. Because you did not have an awful time with me, because maybe you actually enjoyed it.

[Snicker.]

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[But the whole boat would be that much better off B|]

No, I--

[She seethes quietly into her comm.]

You are misinterpreting this. We were not ourselves.

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[You'd miss me. Go ahead and admit it.]

Oh I was very much myself considering the age I was.

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[No B|]

You are trying to delude yourself into making more of this than what it is.

Don't.

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[I can wait B|.]

As you say. I'll say nothing more on the matter.

[But that doesn't stop him from thinking it.]

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Thank you.

[She has a headache. She hates this boat.]

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Enjoy your day, Princess.

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And you as well.

[That wasn't sincere at all. She's trying to be polite, though!]

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...

[Zelda assumes you don't mean her. Given the other conversation.

So. Well, you see, she has nothing to say.]

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Princess?

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If you would, stop antagonising my descendant.

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Her anger is misplaced. I've done nothing that she did not enjoy. [ 8> ]

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[you're going to DIE]

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[You love me.]

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Don't use the ship's events to take advantage of other people.

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I was under this ship's influence just as she was, Princess.

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I'm talking about now, not then.

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How am I taking advantage of her? I am only having a friendly discussion.

[She's the one getting all up in arms. And if Ganondorf didn't know better, he'd be offended. He's an awesome kisser >:|]

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