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[kingofthisworld]

Am I being punished once more? The Sages certainly have gotten creative.

[A pause]

Is there someone listening? Would you kindly tell me where I have ended up?

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[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[...Now the Captain is really toying with her.]

...It cannot be.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

You are among your enemies, pig, and I pity you for it.

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Do not let him see your fear, Zelda.

Do not give him what he wants.

[Locked to Midna // 30% unhackable]

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Midna...

Yes. You are precisely right. I must not. It seems peculiar that he should be here, however. Don't you think?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Identify yourself.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[...There is a very audible intake of air.]

No.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Save your pity, Midna. I am not the one who will need it.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

That you would forget me? I am not forgettable, and neither are you, o' villainous one.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[A pause]

Yes, your voice is familiar. Hello, Zelda.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[She has yet to realize that this Ganondorf is not the one she knows.]

I saw you last with my own eyes. What sorcery would allow you escape from your ill fate?

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Not really. I just cannot believe his terrible luck, arriving to a ship with two Link's, two Princesses, and one little me.

...

'o villainous one? My Goddess, you're cute.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[There is no mistaking THAT voice.]

Zelda, pleasure as always.

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

Really. Both of you?

Do not show him fear, Princess, it only feeds him and gives him what he wants.

We must starve him off power and fear if we want to make this situation tolerable.

[Locked to Midna// 30% unhackable]

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

It would seem the fates have seen him deserving of this, to be placed against us. May I remind you, Midna, that you are not so little? Surely you stand alongside us as one of us, no larger, no smaller.

[That's a little appalling. Cute little flattery like that.]

It seemed to be the only thing I could think of initially. Not my most graceful moment, I will confess.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Luck. Zelda does not have it.]

Ganondorf. I must admit that I am not pleased to see you.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Truly, this situation, while...frustrating is...rather desirable for me.

This means he is not in my Hyrule.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Giggle.]

But you don't know this place as I do.

A thief like you will find none of the power you desire here, not in the quantity you desire.

This is not a kingdom you can steal and rule.

Really, the existence you'll be forced to lead? Will be a sad and pathetic one, and I can't help but pity such a creature. It's just my nature.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Destiny, my dear. And it was not mine to remain locked in that forsaken hovel.

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

It means he's with the five of us.

His life will be miserable. I plan to enjoy myself.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Come now, Zelda, you sound so forlorn. Surely, my presence does not displease you that much.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda's unamused by that name.]

Destiny. You imply then, that your destiny is to be aboard this ship, and somehow to evade your rightful consequences. You deserve to be locked away for eternity for your crimes against Hyrule and her people.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You do not know me as well as you think you do, Midna. But continue to believe what you wish. Yours is a comedic race, so this is bound to have an amusing outcome.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

My destiny, Princess, is to be Hyrule's helm, directing her into a prosperous future. The detours I am forced to suffer will only make my victory that much sweeter.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[He is probably the only one that will EVER evoke her wrath.

Any sort of emotion, actually.]

Do not flatter yourself by thinking that you have earned the effort of my displeasure.

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ. I am certain our definitions of 'prosperous' are quite a bit different. Victory should be used for the result in which Hyrule's people are happy, not ruled under fists of tyranny and oppression.