Ganondorf

[...Now the Captain is really toying with her.]

...It cannot be.

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Do not let him see your fear, Zelda.

Do not give him what he wants.

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Midna...

Yes. You are precisely right. I must not. It seems peculiar that he should be here, however. Don't you think?

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Not really. I just cannot believe his terrible luck, arriving to a ship with two Link's, two Princesses, and one little me.

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'o villainous one? My Goddess, you're cute.

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It would seem the fates have seen him deserving of this, to be placed against us. May I remind you, Midna, that you are not so little? Surely you stand alongside us as one of us, no larger, no smaller.

[That's a little appalling. Cute little flattery like that.]

It seemed to be the only thing I could think of initially. Not my most graceful moment, I will confess.

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It was humor, sweetie.

An 'inside joke' besides, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

[And then a scoff.]

And he deserves to die, as locking him away only led to greater consequences for Hyrule.

It is where your descendant and I come in after all.

[She'll keep making commentary the entire conversation. She's not in a very good mood, 'm sorry.]

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[Yeeeeeah. This Zelda's pretty clueless. She doesn't know anything about Midna as cute little imp.]

...I see. You'll have to excuse me if I do not seem exactly lighthearted.

[She does pause, however. She, among the others was the one responsible for sealing him away. Correct? This implies that this particular Ganondorf... Well.

No. Zelda can't even begin to understand.]

...Is that truly the way of it, Midna? I do not know what to think. Is it better that he is here where we can keep an eye on him, although we have little power to permanently put a stop to his intentions?

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[Another scoff.]

Honestly? You would wish this man on anyone? His soul is better of being ripped into pieces. That way everyone wins.

I cannot believe he is sooo delusional.

[In Ganondorf's voice;]

I will not be refused.

[Aaaand back to her's;]

I'm waiting to see the tantrum when he realizes that's exactly what has happened to him.

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Of course not! I am simply unnerved by his presence, something I hope will fade with time and circumstance.

[Zelda sounds irritated at the very least. She is a little amused by Midna, though. At least the imitation. Is... she making light of the situation deliberately?]

He will be in for a rather sore surprise, certainly. All the more fitting for a man of his... position.

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Identify yourself.

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That you would forget me? I am not forgettable, and neither are you, o' villainous one.

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[A pause]

Yes, your voice is familiar. Hello, Zelda.

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[She has yet to realize that this Ganondorf is not the one she knows.]

I saw you last with my own eyes. What sorcery would allow you escape from your ill fate?

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Destiny, my dear. And it was not mine to remain locked in that forsaken hovel.

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[Zelda's unamused by that name.]

Destiny. You imply then, that your destiny is to be aboard this ship, and somehow to evade your rightful consequences. You deserve to be locked away for eternity for your crimes against Hyrule and her people.

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My destiny, Princess, is to be Hyrule's helm, directing her into a prosperous future. The detours I am forced to suffer will only make my victory that much sweeter.

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