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[kingofthisworld]

Am I being punished once more? The Sages certainly have gotten creative.

[A pause]

Is there someone listening? Would you kindly tell me where I have ended up?

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[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

[...Now the Captain is really toying with her.]

...It cannot be.

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Do not let him see your fear, Zelda.

Do not give him what he wants.

[Locked to Midna // 30% unhackable]

[oblique-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Midna...

Yes. You are precisely right. I must not. It seems peculiar that he should be here, however. Don't you think?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Identify yourself.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

You are among your enemies, pig, and I pity you for it.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Save your pity, Midna. I am not the one who will need it.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[...There is a very audible intake of air.]

No.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[There is no mistaking THAT voice.]

Zelda, pleasure as always.

[Locked to Zelda// 50% unhackable]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

Really. Both of you?

Do not show him fear, Princess, it only feeds him and gives him what he wants.

We must starve him off power and fear if we want to make this situation tolerable.

[hylian-courage.livejournal.com]

[There's a stunned silence.]

How...

...no. No, I just finished you. What are you doing here?!

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You must have me mistaken for another.

[farfairersoul.livejournal.com]

[Well don't you sound interesting--and someone who managed to get that many people so completely riled up with so few words is worth a little attention.]

You have been abducted. I do not believe a Sage of any sort had anything to do with it, but I suppose one can never be certain with these things.

[Says this like he knows all about "these things," even though he's been here less than a week.]

This ship is called the M.S. Elegante, apparently intends on making port in some place called the Golden Shore, and has been sailing for roughly one year. Do enjoy yourself, but try not to cause too much of a fuss. With what I have been told of this place, it would hardly be worth the effort.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

So I have been made aware. This Golden Shore sounds interesting enough. What do you know of it?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Your presence agitates more passengers than mine has. If I was so inclined, I might be jealous.

You are aboard the ship M.S. Elegante, en route to a place referred to as the Golden Shore. Doubtless the crew has confiscated your weapons, as they have with all others here. The goods here are free, but fighting or killing other passengers will cost a price. Beyond that, welcome.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Their agitation is of their own making. I've done nothing to them to earn it.

[blindimmortal.livejournal.com]

Punishment is one way to put it.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well if dem Sages joo be talkin' 'bout put jah here joo mustah been a naughty mon indeed.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[shipshapeshipco.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the high seas, the choppy salt-road that stretches from the always-been to the never-seen, that blue world of sunfish, moon-shrimp, and dusk-anemones, along with many day-long varieties as well (remember, sharks work twenty-four hours a day).

You will find yourself around many like-minded if not same-faced friends, all enjoying the luxury and life-changing, mindset-challenging presence that is now your eternal vessel and cherished home...

Welcome, sir....

...To the M.S. Elegante!

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I've already been made aware of this vessel's name and its destination. Perhaps you have information which would actually be helpful.

[Voice] SORRY I'M LATE sdlkjs i was kind of on hiatus DDD:

[farmhandhero.livejournal.com]

...Ganondorf.

[Voice] No worries, bb <3

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I see my reputation precedes me, even here. Do I know you?

HELLO THIS IS LILY. SHE IS YOUR FRIEND.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

Hi! You're on the MS Elegante!

HELLO LILY.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've been made aware of that.