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[kingofthisworld]

Am I being punished once more? The Sages certainly have gotten creative.

[A pause]

Is there someone listening? Would you kindly tell me where I have ended up?

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[farfairersoul.livejournal.com]

[Well don't you sound interesting--and someone who managed to get that many people so completely riled up with so few words is worth a little attention.]

You have been abducted. I do not believe a Sage of any sort had anything to do with it, but I suppose one can never be certain with these things.

[Says this like he knows all about "these things," even though he's been here less than a week.]

This ship is called the M.S. Elegante, apparently intends on making port in some place called the Golden Shore, and has been sailing for roughly one year. Do enjoy yourself, but try not to cause too much of a fuss. With what I have been told of this place, it would hardly be worth the effort.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

So I have been made aware. This Golden Shore sounds interesting enough. What do you know of it?

[farfairersoul.livejournal.com]

Mournfully little, I'm afraid, simply that it is where this ship is headed. No one seems to know much else, either. It's almost maddening.

My name is Razer. And you?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Hm. Pity.

I am known as Ganondorf.