Ganondorf

Crew. Take me to the brig.

[His tone seems to say 'now' rather than 'later.' Oh well. He never was one for politeness when he's angry.]


[IC edit: This is added some time after his initial post. Time to see what that boy is capable of.]

Danny. Come to me, now.

[Ganondorf actually hasn't been back to his room since his fight with Nabooru. He's already been coughing up fish for the last couple of hours, making it difficult to get any sleep. Out of all of the fish he's coughed up, only one has actually made it to the tank in the Kuma-Ko, which is where he can be found currently.]

Nabooru, we must speak.

[There seems to be more he wants to say, but the transmission ends abruptly when he begins hacking up another goldfish.]

[Ugh he sounds more annoyed than anything.]

Really could not leave well enough alone, could you?

[Exasperated sigh.]

Nabooru? Are you all right?

[No, he's not asking about you, Zelda. He's still mad at you >:|]

[Look who's out of the brig and just in time for all the new arrivals too.]

...

Wonderful.

[The voice sounds remarkably younger. Prince Ganondorf just wants to know where his sexy harem went to.]

I am not entirely sure how I've ended up here. But if anyone could kindly tell me where I am, I would be most grateful.

- Jak
- Ironhide
- Phoenix
- Razer

[Sometime later, a strikethrough appears over Jak's name.]

[Thank you, Valentine's Day. You've made Ganondorf nostalgic. The device clicks on and immediately one can tell Ganondorf's tone is different. It lacks mockery; it sounds sincere for a change.]

Nabooru, have you celebrated the Summer Solstice in your time yet? It's almost time in my Hyrule if my calculations are correct.

[The next bit of the post follows almost seamlessly. He speaks it in Gerudo. He's not deeply religious. But a prayer seemed appropriate.]

Great Goddess of the Sand, receive the Gerudo into your hands and guide them to prosperity.